If you can start the day without caffeine;
if you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains;
if you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles;
if you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it;
if you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time;
if you can take criticism and blame without resentment;
if you can conquer tension without medical help;
if you can relax without liquor;
if you can sleep without the aid of drugs …
You are probably the family dog!
Dedicated to my two wonderful doggies – you are angels with four legs and a tail 
Also, in memorium for the now-defunct site, but to be resurected in another format.